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November 19, 2018

{20 Questions No One Asks!}

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
Um. I believe it was Owen. A few days ago while we were in the store.

2. Are you loud, outgoing, or shy?
I'm actually pretty shy. But it really depends on the people I'm around and how comfortable I feel with them.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
My nephew or niece (my sister is having a baby!!)

4. Are you easy to get along with?
I think so. I'm pretty laid back. As long as you're not a dick to me there shouldn't be a problem.

5. Have you ever given up on someone, and then gone back to him or her?
I never completely give up on anyone. But I have given up on a relationship and then ended up back with that person. A couple times.

6. If you were drunk, would the person you like take care of you?
Well, I don't really drink lol. But yes, I feel like my husband would take care of me in the event that I decided to get smashed.

7. Do you think you'll be in a relationship two months from now?
LOL! I would hope so!

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
Well since you asked about relationships, now my husband is.

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
My husband.

11. What does your most recent text say?

12. How do you feel about abortion?
Well, I feel like what people do with their own bodies is none of my damn business. But I could never choose that route.

13. Do you like big crowds of people?
No. Not even a little bit. But on the opposite side, I love concerts. I know. I don't understand it either.

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
Of course.

15. What good thing happened this summer?
I don't know...we went on a relaxing vacation?

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
For the rest of my life.

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
I believe there is a lot about the universe that we don't know.

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
No. Haven't talked to him since high school.

19. Do you like bubble baths?
Uh, yeah!

20. Do you like your neighbors?
They're all friggin' tweakers and animal hoarders. No. I don't like them.

Well folks, that wraps up this series of questions! Why don't you answer the same questions and let me know, so we can get to know each other better!


November 2, 2018

{If It Wasn't For a Woman...}

When Owen was just a little guy he asked me the strangest question. He said mommy, what are these? and pointed to his shoulder blades.

I told him that's where your wings used to be, when you were in heaven.

You can imagine how confused this made him. Since he knew that to go to heaven you had to die first obviously. So, I explained, before you were in my tummy, you were a little angel in heaven. You would sit on clouds and fly around and you were searching for a mommy. That's where you found me, you saw me and decided you wanted me to be your mommy. 

He was satisfied with this. And to this day, my now eleven year old, will tell you that his shoulder blades, are in fact, his wings.

October 15, 2018

{Five Things}

While I was searching for some writing prompts to help me come up with some content, I came across this idea. Five things. So here we go!

Five things you don't know about me.

1. I have often thought about going back to school. To be a nail tech.

2. I almost flunked out of high school. Because I didn't hand in homework I'd already done and I refused to dress for P.E. pretty much every day for four years. Which is why I ended up taking three P.E. classes my senior year. Let me tell you kids...that sucked.

October 12, 2018

{This or That: Halloween Edition!}

Found this on Mama's Losin' It!

1. Chocolate candy or fruity?
Is this a serious question? Chocolate. Always chocolate.

2. Witches or Vampires?
That's a hard one. I'm going to go with Witches though.

3. Trick or Treat?
Depends on my mood lol

October 10, 2018

{My Kid is Obsessed with Fortnite}

I'm going to be the first to admit that I have no idea what the hell fortnite is about. I'm aware that it's some kind of cartoon like shooter video game. That is the extent of my knowledge on this game.

My eleven year old son however is obsessed. He gets up early in the morning before school (not every morning but most of them) to play before he has to leave.

All he wanted for his birthday was PS4 cards so that he could by V bucks. So he could spend it on skins for Fortnite and his battle pass (I have zero idea what that is).

When it came to Halloween, he said he wanted to be some skull guy (a Skeletrooper? What the crap is that?). That proved to be difficult.

October 1, 2018

{How My Husband Won Me Over}

For those that don't know, the husband and I have been together for fifteen years. How that even happened, I don't know. At this point we have been together pretty much all of my adult life.


I'm aware.

I have actually gotten the question what made you choose him? before. I'm not sure who asked. I don't care. I thought it'd make a good blog post lol.

September 24, 2018

{Why I'm Done with #weightwatchers }

I know what you're thinking! You are always quitting and going back! Well, a girls prerogative is to change her mind at will correct? That's what I'm doing.

September 21, 2018

{And Then There Were Three}

Do you ever get home from work, sit down on your couch, and think to yourself this job is horse shit ? This is literally me every single day for the last week. I'm not even going to lie, I sit down after work (hell, before I even get up to go to work!) and think to myself, I could quit today and find a different job that doesn't suck so bad.

September 13, 2018

{We Have Kittens!!}

I think we've all heard about our little stray visitor. The one we eventually started feeding, the one I tried to get in to our local animal shelter to be spayed just before finding out she was in fact, pregnant.