March 30, 2019

{Well Look Who's Back! | His Mine 'N Ours}

It's good to be back folks! Did you miss me? All 2 of you that actually still read this blog, ha!

I'm not sure why I took such a long break. My last post was back in December. But here I am, back at it like the pro I am!

OK, I'm not a pro. I'm a novice at best. But whatever, I'm here again.

Lets start this one out right, with a little work/life update shall we?

December 17, 2018

November 19, 2018

{20 Questions No One Asks!}

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
Um. I believe it was Owen. A few days ago while we were in the store.

2. Are you loud, outgoing, or shy?
I'm actually pretty shy. But it really depends on the people I'm around and how comfortable I feel with them.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
My nephew or niece (my sister is having a baby!!)

4. Are you easy to get along with?
I think so. I'm pretty laid back. As long as you're not a dick to me there shouldn't be a problem.

November 2, 2018

{If It Wasn't For a Woman...}

When Owen was just a little guy he asked me the strangest question. He said mommy, what are these? and pointed to his shoulder blades.

I told him that's where your wings used to be, when you were in heaven.

You can imagine how confused this made him. Since he knew that to go to heaven you had to die first obviously. So, I explained, before you were in my tummy, you were a little angel in heaven. You would sit on clouds and fly around and you were searching for a mommy. That's where you found me, you saw me and decided you wanted me to be your mommy. 

He was satisfied with this. And to this day, my now eleven year old, will tell you that his shoulder blades, are in fact, his wings.

October 15, 2018

{Five Things}

While I was searching for some writing prompts to help me come up with some content, I came across this idea. Five things. So here we go!

Five things you don't know about me.

1. I have often thought about going back to school. To be a nail tech.

2. I almost flunked out of high school. Because I didn't hand in homework I'd already done and I refused to dress for P.E. pretty much every day for four years. Which is why I ended up taking three P.E. classes my senior year. Let me tell you kids...that sucked.

October 12, 2018

October 10, 2018

{My Kid is Obsessed with Fortnite}

I'm going to be the first to admit that I have no idea what the hell fortnite is about. I'm aware that it's some kind of cartoon like shooter video game. That is the extent of my knowledge on this game.

My eleven year old son however is obsessed. He gets up early in the morning before school (not every morning but most of them) to play before he has to leave.

All he wanted for his birthday was PS4 cards so that he could by V bucks. So he could spend it on skins for Fortnite and his battle pass (I have zero idea what that is).

When it came to Halloween, he said he wanted to be some skull guy (a Skeletrooper? What the crap is that?). That proved to be difficult.

October 1, 2018

{How My Husband Won Me Over}

For those that don't know, the husband and I have been together for fifteen years. How that even happened, I don't know. At this point we have been together pretty much all of my adult life.

Shocking.

I'm aware.

I have actually gotten the question what made you choose him? before. I'm not sure who asked. I don't care. I thought it'd make a good blog post lol.

September 24, 2018

September 21, 2018

{And Then There Were Three}



Do you ever get home from work, sit down on your couch, and think to yourself this job is horse shit ? This is literally me every single day for the last week. I'm not even going to lie, I sit down after work (hell, before I even get up to go to work!) and think to myself, I could quit today and find a different job that doesn't suck so bad.